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Twisted Metal: Black – PlayStation 2
After over ten years since last diving into this world, Nerd Bacon author Rhutsczar willingly confines himself in the Blackfield Asylum, in hopes that Calypso brings his invited to the Twisted Metal: Black tournament. Will he find the answers to the questions he desperately needs answered?
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Psychonauts – PS2
The rebirth of a writer often comes with so many struggles. The only medicine we sometimes have are games. Great games. Such as our game today. Strap right in, everyone, because my glorious comeback starts with a review of Psychonauts!
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Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory – PlayStation 2
In honor of Nerd Bacon’s third anniversary, Nips takes a look at Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory, the third title in the Splinter Cell series. How does this stealth-action game stand up to the accomplishments of its predecessors?
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Disgaea: Hour of Darkness – PlayStation 2
We have been to the Netherworld once as a Prinny, now it is time to return as royalty. Tactical adviser Rhutsczar travels back to lead Laharl’s demon army against Celestia in a comedic romp of an adventure that you absolutely can’t take seriously. Bring out the mid-boss.
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The Thing – PlayStation 2
1982 saw John Carpenter continue to grow his brilliant directorial portfolio with a now-classic survival horror movie, The Thing. Welcome to its sequel on the PlayStation 2.
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Yu Gi Oh: Duelists of the Roses – PS2
Do you have the patience for a poorly designed, tedious video game based on a card game? Me neither! But hey, grab a beer, kick back, and read my review. Trust me, you DO have patience for that!
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Guitar Hero II – PlayStation 2
Guitar Hero II, the amped up sequel to the smash hit Guitar Hero, is here to say one thing and one thing only… This one goes up to 11. Come learn a little, rock a little, maybe get hammered, and then get the fuck out because it’s closing time.
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Spider-Man 2: The Game – PS2
Spider-Man 2: The Game for the PS2 is one of the most successful examples of a open-world game, even in today’s generation. With simple but nuanced gameplay, bewildering variety in how you can spend your time, and a sprawling cityscape to explore, the sheer fun packed into this title ensures that it’s one that you’ll keep coming back to again and again. Not bad for a licensed game, huh?
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Contra: Shattered Soldier – PlayStation 2
Contra: Shattered Soldier marks an excellent return to greatness as Konami takes back control of this beloved (and infuriatingly hard) franchise. Seriously, have yall ever played the Contra games? They’re hard as f*ck! And Shattered Soldier is NO exception!
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WWE Smackdown! Shut Your Mouth – PS2
Anybody else a wrestling fan? AbyssalOblivion exposes the wrestling fan in you by reviewing a game from the PS2. How does it hold up? Is it any good? Well, stop asking these questions to a brick wall, and read this review to find out!
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Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2 – PS2
Sometimes, you can pinpoint the moment when you realized that your favorite console was going to be phased out. For me, it was the terrible port of Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2. With gamebreaking bugs shipped in the box and corners cut wherever the developers could get away with it, it was the moment when I realized the PS2 was no longer worth every company’s best efforts to program for. Witness this harrowing recollection of loss and heartbreak in the spirit of April’s Foolish Games!
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Ready 2 Rumble Boxing: Round 2 – PS2
What other game can you box as Michael Jackson and Bill Clinton? Seriously.
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Gitaroo Man – PlayStation 2
Everyone knows the story of the nerdy kid who just happens to be the “chosen one” and has to overcome his lack of confidence to save the universe, but in Gitaroo Man, you get to do it while rocking out on a sweet guitar! Grab a seat and come along with Nerd Bacon writer, InfiniteKnife as he reviews this 2002 release for the PlayStation 2.
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Katamari Damacy – PlayStation 2
The King of the Cosmos has accidentally broken all the stars in the sky. It would only make sense to send his 5cm tall son to fix it all. Armed only with a sticky ball called a katamari, your task is simple: Roll up everything in sight to rebuild the night sky. Katamari Damacy brings a unique charm and feel to the PS2 not seen everyday. Get ready to roll as Nerd Bacon’s InfiniteKnife takes us through this 2004 classic.
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Ghosthunter – PlayStation 2
If you’ve got a Halloween hangover, “Ghosthunter” might just be the hair of the dog that bit you. Or, it might not. It’s going to be one or the other. Not quite terrifying and not quite a Saturday morning cartoon, its lush visuals, unparallelled atmospheres, precise controls and buckets of charm all work against recurring clunky design moments that have you floating aimlessly in the next dimension, or pacing in circles.
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