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The Guy Game – PS2

Platform: PlayStation 2The_Guy_Game

Release Date:
(NA) August 31, 2004

Developers: Top Heavy studios

Publishers: Gathering

Genre: Puzzle

Nerd Rating: 3 out of 10

Reviewed by Shadow Links

Every once in a while as a review I feel the urge….to total rip a game to shreds. Why? Because its way more fun to destroy a game. For this review that game is The Guy Game. A game for guys.

Every once in a while there is a game that want to push the envelope for games in one aspect or another. Some do it very well and spark new life in that aspect of gaming. The Guy Game went for nudity and got stiffed harder than the teenager playing the game. Just the act of showing a tit in a game already sparks enough controversy for games to get banned, and The Guy Game does not help the cause. Heck it even had a lawsuit shortly after it came out due to one of the contestants being under 18 at the time of filming.

1094838177But lets get to the meat of what The Guy Game really is. A trivia game. A trivia game where your answer to the question really doesn’t matter, especially if you happen to be a hormone energized pubescent male. Let me break it down for you. The game hopes that you will look at the breasts and ignore all the shortcomings it has in spades. First players choose a girl that will remove clothing if you give correct answers to not the trivia, but the second part after the question.

Gotta convince them to take their tops off for a handicap at the end.

Gotta convince them to take their tops off for a handicap at the end.

The games is broken into 3 round, Foreplay, Ball Shotz, and Titwitz (I can’t make these up). The first round involve you and the 3 contestants answering a question, after you answer you have to decide whether the contestant will get it right or wrong and this answer is truly what matters in the player’s quest to see titty. This eventually builds up a meter which decreases the censoring from covering to blurring (the “somewhat chubby” level) to full blow bouncing boobs (the “super stiff” level) which also removes censoring permanently for replay. Of course you have to wait til the last round before you can become “super stiff”. The second round is optional, and involve mini games will balls. The third round, Titwitz, has the contestant always answer incorrectly, which means you get flashed every time. But to continue building the meter, you need to guess what they will answer. The special round at the end involves a contest where most of the contestants compete topless and you bet your points on a winner. At the end of it all the winner gets a short strip dance from the girl they chose a the beginning.

Funny guy...

Funny guy…

Completing episodes opens up more episodes as well as girls, behind the scene vids and pics. Some replay value is added (if you can still play it) due to alternate trivia being an option after completing the episode once.

While some of the trivia is amusing, the only real high point is that the host did a spectacular job. The crude innuendos of the game might humor some, but much of it get old quick.

Nerd Rating: 3/10
+ points for boobies
+ points for humor

Game recommendations
You Don’t know Jack – humorous trivia


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  1. I remember this game for the controversy it had when it came out. I remember chilling in ventrilo with some friends one day when someone started playing this and we all busted out laughing at the ridiculousness of this game.

  2. FrozenMallet says:

    I actually had this game on the original xbox. I’m sure it was just as bad. At least I didn’t pay for it. It came from a friend. Wasn’t much of a friend now that I think about it. I think he was dumping his garbage.

  3. Brings back to mind that awful period in gaming history where any and everything got dumped onto the PS2. The Wii would also suffer this fate a few years later.

  4. They should have cut out the Q&A part of this games and just had a bunch of naked chicks running around on an island…

  5. Wow…I can’t believe this exists…


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