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Although You Didn’t Ask, Here Is The Latest Senran Kagura: Beach Peach Splash Trailer – E3 2017

Although You Didn’t Ask, Here Is The Latest Senran Kagura: Beach Peach Splash Trailer – E3 2017

I know what you’re thinking:

Yes, Splatoon 2 looks like a fantastic follow-up to one of the best games released for the Wii U, and dare I say, this entire generation, however, there is something missing.

Despite the great action, addicting and intuitive gameplay, and invitingly colorful graphics, the game just isn’t lascivious enough.

What’s the point in playing a game if you don’t have the ability to ogle some appealing polygonal girl-shapes.

Well thank goodness that I was surfing some gaming sites while prepping to write another article; otherwise I might have missed the fact that there is an E3 2017 trailer for the latest in that upstanding series: Senran Kagura.

Senran Kagura: Peach Beach Splash is the answer to your innermost nasty needs.

If this isn't the epitome of class and sophistication, then I don't know what is.

If this isn’t the epitome of class and sophistication, then I don’t know what is.

Players will have to carefully chose from among 30 different ladies to form the ultimate 5-girl team. The rivalries will heat up, but quickly cool off, as the ladies of Senran Kagura: Peach Beach Splash douse each other in refreshing water gun fights.

Single and multiplayer modes will keep players busy, as they coax unlockable items and outfits, which can be used in the always classy Dressing Room mode.

If that is not enough to get your blood to rush in and enlarge your competitive spirit, there will also be a special edition Senran Kagura: Peach Beach Splash, known as the No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service Edition.

Included in this exclusive box set will be:

  • A music CD
  • Art book
  • Blu-ray compilation of animation from the game
  • Downloadable costumes, bikini’s and weapons

There is no set release date beyond Summer 2017, but that shouldn’t stop you from thinking about all of the great strategies that you will undoubtedly utilize on your PlayStation 4 when Senran Kagura: Peach Beach Splash launches.

Certainly by now, your mind is nowhere near the gutter, and you can cohesively post an intellectually enlightening comment expressing your desire to have Senran Kagura: Peach Beach Splash in the comments section below.

Be sure to check out the rest of NerdBacon’s E3 2017 coverage right here!

Written by The Watchman

The Watchman


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He’s also an actor, a reporter, a pro wrestling connoisseur, and some say he’s a cat whisperer.
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