I really hope this review doesn’t end up killing me. My first game for Retroary will be a retro game most of you will wish I wouldn’t have reminded you of. Hope you have more fun reading this than I did actually playing the game.
Tag: worst game ever
E.T. The Extra Terrestrial – Atari 2600
Nerd Bacon’s Variand bites the bullet and reviews the WORST GAME EVER, E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial for the Atari 2600. Did Atari Just Phone it in or was it something to phone home about?
Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties – 3DO
Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties is an excellent example of why FMV games never took off…and why the systems that touted FMV games failed as well. Is it a game? No, Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties is an experience!
Ride To Hell: Retribution – PC
Platform: PC Developer: Eutechnyx Publisher: Koch Media/Electronic Arts Release Date: June 24, 2013 (Steam) Genre: Action/Adventure Nerd Rating: 2 out of 10 First of all, Ride to Hell: Retribution is an odyssey. I’m absolutely in awe of how this game completely fails to entertain. This game is insulting, glitchy, annoying, and below mediocre. Ride to… Continue reading Ride To Hell: Retribution – PC
BursTrick Wake Boarding – PlayStation
Nerd Bacon’s Nerdberry discovers that BursTrick Wake Boarding is dead in the water. Let go of the handle, but don’t grab this game.
Race Drivin’ – Game Boy
Falling Asleep at the Wheel Platform: Nintendo Game Boy Developer: Argonaut Games Publisher: THQ Release Date (NA): 1992/1993 Genre: Racing Nerd Rating: 2 out of 10 One might have fond memories of riding in the back of the minivan playing the ever-living daylights out of their Game Boy. One might remember… Continue reading Race Drivin’ – Game Boy