E.T. The Extra Terrestrial – Atari 2600

Nerd Bacon’s Variand bites the bullet and reviews the WORST GAME EVER, E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial for the Atari 2600. Did Atari Just Phone it in or was it something to phone home about?

Maternity Doctor: Newborn Baby Care – Android

Maternity Doctor -Newborn Baby may look like a stupid game targeted for girls on the Android, but it isn’t. It’s a completely broken piece of shit that you’re never going to want to even try to play in your life.

Hotel Mario – CD-i

Platform:  Philips CD-i Release Date (NA):  1994 Developer:  Philips Fantasy Factory Publisher:  Philips Interactive Media Genre:  Puzzle, Platforming Nerd Rating:  3.5 out of 10       Well, here it is: the much hated, exceedingly notorious, widely panned, critically derided, universally shunned…Hotel Mario!  As Nerd Bacon approached its 700th article, NerdBerry and I were trying to figure out a… Continue reading Hotel Mario – CD-i

Steel Talons – Atari Lynx

Format: Atari Lynx Developer: NuFX Inc, Panoramic Publisher: Atari Release Date: 1991 Genre: Flight simulator, Air-shooter Nerd Rating: 2/10   I purchased the Atari Lynx on eBay in the late ’90s and it came in a group with 9 games complete in the box.  If I was in a store and had to choose between… Continue reading Steel Talons – Atari Lynx