And AbyssalOblivion finally makes his triumphant return. What more do you expect him to play than a game about MURDERING THE INNOCENT. Enjoy my review of this gory but charming indie game!
Tag: video game review
Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune – PS3
A birthplace for one of modern gaming’s icons, Uncharted is definitely an interesting product of our time. Does this treasure hunting, guns blazing experience hold up? Or is it as stale as Sir Francis Drake’s corpse?
Backyard Baseball 2003 – PC
I’m reviewing a game today that is as alive in my heart as the moment I touched it at five years old. Does it hold up? Or was five year old me just a stupid kid with no grip on what games were good? YOU DECIDE!
Grand Theft Auto IV – PC
Nerd Bacon’s Justicescooby reviews Rockstar Games’ Grand Theft Auto IV, The Lost and Damned, and The Ballad of Gay Tony! A great open-world game to play, an amazing game to mod, amazing DLC, and the worst DRM program in existence. Oh and btw, Roman, I don’t want to go freakin’ bowling!
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link – NES
Zelda II The Adventure of Link is typically the recipient of much undeserved criticism. Undue censure is bound to target anything that stands out from the crowd, and with that said it only makes sense that Zelda II would find itself in the crosshairs of the public eye. At the time, The Legend of Zelda had recently graced the Nintendo Entertainment System with substantial praise, so expectations were high. When Nintendo gave us something new and different, reactions were mixed. Some adored this fresh entry in the series, some reviled it. Whatever stance you take on the Zelda II debate, ZB would like a moment of your attention in order to discuss the finer points of Zelda II The Adventure of Link.
Zombie Farm Battles – iOS
Nerd Bacon’s Justicescooby continues his review of the Playforge Games LLC’s Zombie Farm mobile series with his favorite installment, the free CCG strategy game Zombie Farm Battles!
Glover – Nintendo 64
Nerd Bacon’s Justicescooby reviews Interactive Studios’ Glover, a platformer for the Nintendo 64! 7 out of 10! Do you agree?
Depression Quest – PC
Nerd Bacon’s Justicescooby reviews controversial “game” Depression Quest, developed by Zoe Quinn. 4.5 out of 10! Do you agree!?
Hitman: Absolution – PC
Nerd Bacon’s Justicescooby reviews the latest Hitman game, Hitman: Absolution! Does Absolution stand up to the rest of the series?
Monster House – Nintendo DS
Platform: Nintendo DS Developer: A2M (Artificial Mind and Movement) Publisher: THQ Release Date: July 18th, 2006 Genre: Top-Down Shooter, Action/Adventure Nerd Rating: 4 out of 10! Recently I have been going through and playing some of my old Nintendo DS games, and I actually reviewed Alex Rider: Stormbreaker just a few weeks ago (which coincidentally is published by THQ and is… Continue reading Monster House – Nintendo DS
Super Smash Bros. – Nintendo 64
Platform: Nintendo 64 Developer: HAL Laboratory Publisher: Nintendo Release Date: April 26, 1999 Genre: Fighting Nerd Rating: 9.5 out of 10! In January of 1999, Japan saw the release of Nintendo’s new fighting game for the Nintendo 64, titled Super Smash Bros. At the time, Super Smash Bros had a small budget and little promotion… Continue reading Super Smash Bros. – Nintendo 64
Alex Rider: Stormbreaker – Nintendo DS
Platform: Nintendo DS Developer: Altron Publisher: THQ Release Date: July 7th, 2006 Genre: Action-adventure Nerd Rating: 3 out of 10! What is a game based on a movie if the game completely rewrites certain parts of the movie? I’m not entirely sure what it is to be completely honest, but maybe we should ask… Continue reading Alex Rider: Stormbreaker – Nintendo DS
Smite – PC
Platform: PC Developer: Hi-Rez Studios Publisher: Hi-Rez Studios Release Date: (NA) March 25th, 2014 Genre: Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA) Nerd Rating: 9 out of 10! Before I start my review of Hi-Rez Studios’ MOBA SMITE, I want to say that I am not a MOBA player. I tried a bunch of MOBAs including DoTA… Continue reading Smite – PC
The Simpsons: Tapped Out – iOS
Platform: iOS Developer: EA Mobile, Fox Digital Entertainment, and Gracie Films Publisher: EA Mobile Release Date: March 1st, 2012 Genre: City Builder Nerd Rating: 4.5 out of 10! Homer Simpson, the main character of The Simpsons, is popular for many reasons but intelligence is not one of them. The story of The Simpsons: Tapped Out… Continue reading The Simpsons: Tapped Out – iOS
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic – PC
Platform: PC Developer: BioWare Publisher: LucasArts Release Date: November 19th, 2003 Genre: Role-Playing Game Nerd Rating: 8.5/10 In my experiences as a gamer, very few video games have been amazing enough to warrant me playing it over and over again, but Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic is definitely one of those games. I… Continue reading Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic – PC