Platform: PC Developer: Eutechnyx Publisher: Koch Media/Electronic Arts Release Date: June 24, 2013 (Steam) Genre: Action/Adventure Nerd Rating: 2 out of 10 First of all, Ride to Hell: Retribution is an odyssey. I’m absolutely in awe of how this game completely fails to entertain. This game is insulting, glitchy, annoying, and below mediocre. Ride to… Continue reading Ride To Hell: Retribution – PC
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Limbo – PC
Platform: PC Developers: Playdead Publishers: Playdead Release Date: July 21st 2010 Genre: Puzzle Nerd Rating: 7.5 Reviewed by: Babe Sauce If you’re looking for a puzzle game that is intellectually stimulating without forcing you to look for overly obscure cues you would have never thought existed, you’ve come to the right review. Limbo isn’t a particularly… Continue reading Limbo – PC
Octodad: Dadliest Catch – PC
Platform: PC Developer: Young Horses Publisher: Young Horses Release Date: January 14th, 2014 Genre: Action/Adventure Nerd Rating: 7 or 9 out of 10 (Read for more info) Reviewed by Some Jerk From Boston When I buy a game, I make damn sure I want it. Bills, groceries, random occurrences called ‘life’, it’s all so expensive. Shelling out… Continue reading Octodad: Dadliest Catch – PC
Redshirt – PC
Platform: PC Developer: The Tiniest Shark Publisher: Positech Release Date: November 13, 2013 Genre: Simulation / Strategy Nerd Rating: 4 out of 10 Published by those who brought us Democracy 3, that game where I get assassinated every time I play, Redshirt has got to be a pretty decent game, right? Wrong. Redshirt is a… Continue reading Redshirt – PC
Revolution is Coming: A Roundup of Assassin’s Creed: Unity and More
Folks, it’s that magical time of year again; yes, it’s time for the release of a new Assassin’s Creed game. And it seems that this time around we’re getting a two for one deal, but more on that later. On the 19th, Kotaku leaked stills of a possible new Assassin’s Creed game that were given to them… Continue reading Revolution is Coming: A Roundup of Assassin’s Creed: Unity and More
Dysfunctional Systems: Learning to Manage Chaos – PC
Platform: PC Developer: Dischan Media Publisher: Dischan Media Release Date: April 4th, 2013 Genre: Visual Novel Nerd Rating: 4.5/10 I expect many people to see my low rating of this game and immediately think “he’s hating on it because it’s a visual novel and there’s not much gameplay.” Sorry everyone, but that’s… Continue reading Dysfunctional Systems: Learning to Manage Chaos – PC
Starcraft 2: Wings of Liberty – PC
with Heart of the Swarm Expansion Platform: PC Developer: Blizzard Entertainment Publisher: Blizzard Entertainment Release Date: July 27, 2010 Genre: Real-Time Strategy Nerd Rating: 9/10 Reviewed by PzIkHo My life for Aiur! Starcraft 2 builds on the immense popularity of the first installment, continuing the story of a forlorn Jim Raynor and his struggles against the… Continue reading Starcraft 2: Wings of Liberty – PC
Titanfall – PC
Platform: PC Developer: Respawn Entertainment Publisher: Electronic Arts Release Date: March 11th, 2014 Genre: First Person Shooter Nerd Rating: 8.5/10 The other day I decided to pick up Respawn Entertainment’s new, very hyped up game, Titanfall. This game is a first-person shooter with parkour elements similar to Mirror’s Edge, or Warframe. However, a major part of this game are… Continue reading Titanfall – PC
Amnesia: A Machine For Pigs – PC
Platform: PC Developer/Publisher: The Chinese Room/Frictional Games Released: September 23, 2013 Genre: Survival Horror Nerd Rating: 6/10 Link to Game Reviewed by ryanvoid Is ‘ham horror’ a genre? Not just for prominent use of pig metaphors, but for ham-fistedly cramming a metaphor down the audience’s throat until everything tastes like swine for a week? It is now. Amnesia: A Machine For… Continue reading Amnesia: A Machine For Pigs – PC
Don’t Starve – PC
Platform: PC Developer: Klei Entertainment Publisher: Klei Entertainment Release Date: April 23rd, 2013 Genre: Action Adventure, Survival Horror Nerd Rating: 8.5/10 Reviewed by: Uber_Nerd At first glance Don’t Starve may seem childish or cute. Hand drawn characters and environments look as though they were pulled straight from a children’s novel. But don’t let its storybook… Continue reading Don’t Starve – PC
Team Fortress 2 – PC
Platform: PC Developer: Valve Corporation Publisher: Valve Corporation Release Date: October 9th, 2007 Genre: First-person Shooter Rating: 7 out of 10 Team Fortress 2 is a cartoon-style, team-based, free-to-play FPS developed by Valve, the company that made every PC gamer’s dream come true with the invention of Steam and Steam sales. It is the sequel to… Continue reading Team Fortress 2 – PC
Galcon Legends – PC
Join Buck, intergalactic collections agent extraordinaire in Galcon Legends, a fun, fast, down-homey space RTS good time. Review by Malefico on Nerd Bacon.
Rollercoaster Tycoon 2 – PC
Platform: PC Developer: Chris Sawyer Productions Publisher: Infogrames ( Now Atari, SA ) Release Date: October 15th, 2002 Genre: City Builder, Management Simulation Nerd Rating: 7 out of 10 Reviewed by: Spekkio RollerCoaster Tycoon 2 is a single player PC game that simulates the construction and management of theme parks. Similar to the previous release… Continue reading Rollercoaster Tycoon 2 – PC
Killing Floor – PC
Platform: PC Developer: Tripwire Interactive Publisher: Tripwire Interactive Release Date: May 14, 2009 Genre:Survival Horror, First-person Shooter Nerd Rating: 7 Reviewed by Proto Joe For my first Nerd Bacon review, I figured I’d start with a relatively simple game to keep my mind from imploding on itself. With this in mind, I decided to take a… Continue reading Killing Floor – PC
Tonic Trouble – N64
Platform: Nintendo 64 Release: July 19, 1999 Developer: Ubisoft Montreal Publisher: Ubisoft Genre: Platformer Nerd Rating: 5/10 Reviewed by Flagostomos One of the more exciting moments of my childhood that I can remember was the day my Dad brought home a new computer. Gaming had always brought us together as a family, and not to be… Continue reading Tonic Trouble – N64