Have you ever wanted to play a roleplaying game starring Charles Barkley as the last true baller left alive, set in a post-(cyber)apocalyptic Neo New York, on a desperate mission to find the Ultimate B-Ball used in the Space Jam and stop the evil B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S. organization from destroying the world with one last Chaos Dunk? …No? Well, find another review, chump! Cause this is Barkley Shut up And Jam: Gaiden! (Warning: This review is canon.)