Secret Ponchos Hits Steam Early Access

Switchblade Monkeys has announced that their newest title Secret Ponchos is now available for download as part of Steam’s Early Access program, according to a company press release. Secret Ponchos is described as a player versus player, spaghetti-western, multi-player combat game. Players can participate in one-on-one duels, a  free-for-all mode, or in gang combat in teams… Continue reading Secret Ponchos Hits Steam Early Access

Nintendo Virtual Boy

Manufacturer: Nintendo Generation: Fifth Availability (NA): August 14, 1995-March 2, 1996. Units Sold: ~770,000 Games Made: 22 (14 released in NA) Original Price: $180 Nerd Rating: Gary Busey out of 10 “[Gamer], give me your hand. You see? No shock. No engulfment. No tearing asunder. What you feared would come like an explosion is like… Continue reading Nintendo Virtual Boy

Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag – Xbox 360

Platform: Xbox 360 Developer: Ubisoft Montreal Publisher: Ubisoft Release Date: Oct 29, 2013 Genre: Action/Adventure, Stealth Nerd Rating: 8.5/10 Reviewed by: InfiniteKnife Avast ye scurvy dogs!!! It’s time to talk about the latest installment of the Assassin’s Creedseries, Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag, which, as you may have already figured out, is about flippin’ pirates!… Continue reading Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag – Xbox 360

Monster Loves You – PC

Platform: PC Developer: Radial Games Corp. Publisher: Radial Games Corp. Release Date: March 18, 2013 Genre: Text-Based Adventure Nerd Rating: 6.5/10 Reviewed by Princess Psych Remember when you were little, and you wanted to grow-up to be a dinosaur, or a unicorn, or even a monster? Well Monster Loves You for the PC is the game that… Continue reading Monster Loves You – PC

Crush – PSP

Platform: PlayStation Portable Developer: Zoe Mode Publisher: SEGA Release Date (NA): May 29, 2007 Genre: Puzzle, Platformer Nerd Rating: 7 out of 10 Reviewed by Nerdberry Insomnia is a bitch. What’s real? What’s sleep? It’s too hot yet it’s too cold. Why won’t my brain shut off? Now I’m angry that I can’t sleep. Maybe if… Continue reading Crush – PSP

Ubisoft Receives Heat After Cutting Playable Female Characters

If you were excited for Assassin’s Creed: Unity’s co-op option in normal gameplay, there may be something missing: A playable female avatar. Unity’s co-op gameplay features four customizable versions of Arno, the main character of Unity, but wil sadly lack a female option. With a recent interview with the Polygon, Ubisoft creative director Alex Amancio said… Continue reading Ubisoft Receives Heat After Cutting Playable Female Characters

FIFA International Soccer – 3DO

Platform: 3DO Interactive Multiplayer Developer: EA Sports Publisher: EA Sports Release Date (NA): 1993 Genre: Sports, Soccer Nerd Rating: 1994: 8 out of 10 / 2014: 4 out of 10 Reviewed by Nerdberry World Cup 2014 is upon us, folks. Every four years we get to enjoy the greatest sport in the world with a month… Continue reading FIFA International Soccer – 3DO

Might & Magic: Duel of Champions – PC

Platform: PC Developer: Ubisoft Quebec Publisher: Ubisoft Release Date: November 7th, 2013 Genre: Collectible Card Game, Strategy, Free-to-play Nerd Rating: 4/10 As opposed to a traditional review, I have decided that the best course of action for this review is to tell you all a little story. The story is about a game falsely titled Might & Magic: Duel… Continue reading Might & Magic: Duel of Champions – PC

Among The Sleep – PC

Platform: PC Developer: Krillbite Studio Publisher: Krillbite Studio Release Date: May 29, 2014 Genre: Survival Horror ESRB Rating: N/A Nerd Rating: 8 out of 10 Reviewed by Malefico “There is no illusion greater than fear.” – Lao Tzu Among The Sleep is Krillbite Studio‘s first effort at a commercial release, and it’s a worthy effort which… Continue reading Among The Sleep – PC

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic – PC

Platform: PC Developer: BioWare Publisher: LucasArts Release Date: November 19th, 2003 Genre: Role-Playing Game Nerd Rating: 8.5/10 In my experiences as a gamer, very few video games have been amazing enough to warrant me playing it over and over again, but Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic is definitely one of those games. I… Continue reading Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic – PC

Watch Dogs – PC

Platform: PC Developer: Ubisoft Montreal Publisher: Ubisoft Release Date: 27 May, 2014 Genre: Action / Adventure, Stealth Nerd Rating: 6.5 out of 10 Reviewed by Cloud3514   In 2007, Assassin’s Creed was released after years of hype and promises of being one of the first titles to truly take advantage of the power of the… Continue reading Watch Dogs – PC

Castlevania: Lords of Shadow – Reverie (DLC) – PS3 (PSN)

Platform:  PS3 (PSN) Release Date (NA):  March 22nd, 2011 Developers:  Mercury Steam, Kojima Productions Publisher:  Konami Genre:  Action / Adventure, Hack and Slash Nerd Rating:  6 out of 10 Reverie is the first of two download packs for the first Lords of Shadow game and translates to a quick, 3-stage “Chapter XIII” in the main game’s chronology.  If… Continue reading Castlevania: Lords of Shadow – Reverie (DLC) – PS3 (PSN)

Warriors Orochi 3 Hyper – Wii U

Platform: Wii U Developer: W-Force Publisher: Tecmo-Koei Genre: Hack and slash Release Date: November 18, 2013 Nerd Rating: 7 out of 10 Reviewed by Cloud3514   Warriors Orochi 3 Hyper is the Wii U port of Warriors Orochi 3. As a crossover between Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors, it is a mindless hack and slasher… Continue reading Warriors Orochi 3 Hyper – Wii U

Castlevania: Lords of Shadow – PS3

Check out The Cubist’s take on the first installment of the latest Castlevania series – Lords of Shadow. See what makes this such a memorable entry.

Uncharted 4 in the Works – E3 2014

Nathan Drake is back, my friends! It’s been three years since Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception and now Sony’s gearing up to release Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End. Sony closed their E3 press conference with an in-engine trailer of Uncharted 4 that was captured using a Sony PlayStation 4. Following the release of the trailer, Naughty… Continue reading Uncharted 4 in the Works – E3 2014