Hot Wheels Turbo Racing – Nintendo 64

NOTHING will surprise you more than playing Hot Wheels Turbo Racing on your Nintendo 64! With over 25 race cars and tons of stunts, you can’t go wrong!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Back from the Sewers – Game Boy

Platform: Nintendo Game Boy Developer: Konami Publisher: Konami Genre: Action Release Date (NA): December 1991 Nerd Rating: 6/10 Reviewed by FrozenMallet When Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan released on Game Boy in 1990 it was the first time gamers could take the Heroes in the Half Shell on the go. It was a… Continue reading Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Back from the Sewers – Game Boy

Jackie Chan’s Action Kung Fu – NES

Platform: NES Developer: Now Production Publisher: Hudson Soft Release Date: December 1990 Genre: Platformer Rating: 9.5/10 Reviewed by ChronoSloth It’s April’s Foolish Games time at Nerd Bacon this month, and I’ve admittedly been seeking out games that sound like they suck to entertain our readers. I haven’t been searching based on review scores of the… Continue reading Jackie Chan’s Action Kung Fu – NES

Limbo – PC

Platform: PC Developers: Playdead Publishers: Playdead Release Date: July 21st 2010 Genre: Puzzle Nerd Rating: 7.5 Reviewed by: Babe Sauce If you’re looking for a puzzle game that is intellectually stimulating without forcing you to look for overly obscure cues you would have never thought existed, you’ve come to the right review. Limbo isn’t a particularly… Continue reading Limbo – PC

Resident Evil 5 – Xbox 360

Platform: Xbox 360 Developer: Capcom Publisher: Capcom Release Date: March 5th, 2009 Genre: Survival/Horror Nerd Rating: 6 if you’re not particularly a Resident Evil fan, 7.5 if you are. OUT OF 10 Reviewed By: Babe Sauce Before I jump into anything, allow me to note something that will affect how you interpret both this review… Continue reading Resident Evil 5 – Xbox 360

Cyborg Justice – Sega Genesis

 Platform: Sega Genesis  Developer: Novotrade  Publisher: Sega  Release Date (NA): 1993  Genre: Beat ’em Up  Nerd Rating: 3 out of 10 “A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.” –Isaac Asimov, on the Three Laws of Robotics.   Cyborg Justice is a passable premise hampered by awful execution. I won’t… Continue reading Cyborg Justice – Sega Genesis

Rocksmith 2014 – Xbox 360

Gameplay: "Learn A Song"

Platform: Xbox 360 Developer: Ubisoft Publisher: Ubisoft Release Date: October 22, 2013 Genre: Music, Education, Simulation Nerd Rating: 9 out of 10 Somewhere along the line after the popularity of Guitar Hero died down, Ubisoft said, “Hey, why don’t we make a brand new guitar game, but use real guitars!,” and the world cracked open… Continue reading Rocksmith 2014 – Xbox 360

Rayman Fiesta Run – Android

Platform:  Android Release Date:  November 7th, 2013 Developer:  Ubisoft (?) Publisher:  Ubisoft Genre:  Platformer Nerd Rating:  9.5 out of 10 If we’re lucky, we get a few great moments in our gaming lives where we play a sequel to a great game that turns out to be an ever greater game.  Super Mario Galaxy 2 is… Continue reading Rayman Fiesta Run – Android

Biker Mice from Mars – SNES

The Konami video game Biker Mice from Mars was created for the SNES from the animated series of the same name. Read why Dovahkyle isn’t impressed.

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes – NES

Platform: NES Developer: Imagineering Publisher: THQ Release Date: January 1992 Genre: Platformer Rating: 3.5/10 Reviewed by ChronoSloth   Attack of the Killer Tomatoes is an NES platformer based on a 1990 cartoon of the same name, which is based on a movie of the same name, which was so bad that it probably didn’t serve as… Continue reading Attack of the Killer Tomatoes – NES

Deadly 30 – PC

Platform: PC Developer: Ignatus Zuk and Gonzalo Villagomez Publisher: Headup Games Release Date: January 8, 2014 Genre: Survival Horror, Action ESRB Rating: N/A Nerd Rating: 7 out of 10 Reviewed by Malefico Deadly 30, created by a two-man team of indie developers, is a retro-style survival horror game in which the player assumes the role of… Continue reading Deadly 30 – PC

Bart vs. the Space Mutants – Genesis

Platform:  Sega Genesis (Mega Drive) Developer: Arc Developments Publisher: Acclaim / Flying Edge Release Date: 1992 Genre: Platformer Nerd Rating: 3/10 Reviewed by BendyWend Video games have made some impressive strides in a scant few decades, emerging from the garage as a simple hobbyist pursuit to become a multi-billion dollar entertainment industry, even as a form… Continue reading Bart vs. the Space Mutants – Genesis

Winback – Nintendo 64

The missing link of the modern 3rd person shooter. Platform:  Nintendo 64 Developer:  Omega Force Publisher:  Koei Release Date (NA):  September 23, 1999 Genre: Third-Person Shooter Nerd Rating:  7.5/10 Reviewed by Gunsavior In the 5th generation of consoles, few games were more earth shattering than Metal Gear Solid (PSX). From its cinematic presentation to its innovative… Continue reading Winback – Nintendo 64

Secrets of Rǽtikon – PC (Alpha Access)

Platform: PC Developer: Broken Rules Interactive Media GmbH Publisher: Broken Rules Interactive Media GmbH Release Date: January 7, 2014 Genre: Adventure, exploration, puzzle ESRB Rating: N/A Nerd Rating: 6 out of 10 Reviewed by Malefico Important: This is an alpha-access title, not a finished product!!! Secrets of Rǽtikon (it’s a Latin extended B) is a great… Continue reading Secrets of Rǽtikon – PC (Alpha Access)

Naughty Bear – Xbox 360

       Platform: Microsoft Xbox 360      Developer: Artificial Mind and Movement      Publisher: 505 Games      Release Date (NA): June 29th, 2010      Genre: Beat ’em Up      Rating: 5.5 out of 10      Reviewed by Nike Halifax   “Hello new friend. My name is Fred. The words you hear are in… Continue reading Naughty Bear – Xbox 360