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Uniracers – Super Nintendo
Alright class, raise your hand if you’ve played Uniracers. Mhm, I don’t see too many hands. Now, raise your hand if you want to read a review by Nerd Bacon’s ZB. Wow, zero hands. Well, too bad, because today, ZB reviews Uniracers for the Super Nintendo. Pay close attention, there will be a quiz shortly after.
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Ironman Ivan Stewart’s Super Off Road – Arcade
A true classic in every sense of the word, Ironman Ivan Stewart’s Super Off Road is a racing game to remember. From the free spinning steering wheels to the leggy n’ busty blonde beauties, you can’t forget this masterpiece once you play it.
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Dark Souls III – PlayStation 4
NerdBacon’s Nips has braved the brutal behemoths of Dark Souls III and has returned to regale us with his tales of bravery. Does Dark Souls III live up to the “Souls” legacy? Find out in this full review!
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Duke Nukem Forever – Xbox 360
Duke Nukem Forever is a game whose throes in development hell are the stuff of legend, and such is the power of its legacy that even this review has suffered its fair share of delays! Does this console release live up to twelve years of hype? Obviously not, but given that it’s still actually kinda fun, maybe that’s an unfair question to ask.
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My Little Pony: Pinkie Pie’s Party! – DS
Ever been curious about My Little Pony games? No? Well, too bad! Sarus Vakarian is here to drag you unwillingly out of your house and into the magical land of Ponyville. Join Sarus and Pinkie Pie on a colorful quest to find Pinkie Pie’s “accidentally” hidden birthday presents! Could this be the game that you’ve been dreaming of your whole life?! Probably not, but this review will be fun anyways!
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Rugrats: Totally Angelica – Game Boy Color
I want you to take a second to think about your favorite TV show, and then I want you to think about the most insufferable antagonist in the entire show. Now I would like you to imagine a game focused solely around that character, and no, it is not about killing or torturing them. Does that sound fun to you? No? Well, apparently THQ never got the memo.
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Elf Bowling 1 & 2 – Nintendo DS
Elf Bowling 1 and 2, the most critically panned DS game ever…is once again critically panned.
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Cyber Sled – PlayStation
Cyber Sled, an arcade port during the early days of the PlayStation, is perhaps one of the worst games this reviewer has ever played.
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Pinball Fantasies – Atari Jaguar
Pinball?? On the Atari Jaguar?? You’ll have to read it to believe it!
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Thief: The Dark Project – PC
If this game didn’t invent the modern stealth genre, it certainly revolutionized it. As Garrett, the master thief, your mission is to take as many valuables as you can lay your sneaky fingers on, and with a small arsenal of tricks and tools of the trade, you’re free to go about exploring and tackling every level in your own style. A masterwork of emergent gameplay and featuring an unforgettable story, Thief: The Dark Project will teach you to hate marble floors and well-lit areas in no time.
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Xenoblade Chronicles X – Wii U
Xenoblade Chronicles X shows us that Nintendo is perfectly capable of capturing the more modern and adult segment of gamers. With its futuristic setting revolving around the survival of mankind, the stage is set for a massive adventure including guns, aliens, robots, extraterrestrial wildlife, an alien menace, and more!
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Mount & Blade: Warband – PC
Despite its flaws, Mount & Blade: Warband is a truly unique game that comes as close as any game ever has to the bliss of full-scale Medieval brawls.
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Midnight Cinderella – iOS
Horses and carriages? Political unrest? Adventure? ROMANCE?! What is this nonsensical nonsense? Why it’s Midnight Cinderella, of course, and Sarus Vakarian is here to simultaneously channel Mia Thermopolis AND give you a review worthy of royal stature.
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Stranger of Sword City – Xbox One
Do you enjoy exploration, fighting, strategy, story, and spending a lot of time doing all of them? If the answer is yes, you’re probably a fan of RPGs and Experience Inc’s first self published console title, Stranger of Sword City is for you! Join InfiniteKnife as he tells of his experience from getting in the trenches and doing some serious dungeon crawling!
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