Author: Sarus Vakarian

[do_widget id=text-191] Sarus is an alien; training under the best of the MemeLords in a town that is South of Southern Canada. She hates Mass Effect, Invader Zim, Tomb Raider, South Park, and heavy metal. Sarus currently has two Hellhounds under her care.
Feel free to add her on Steam under the name: Commander Lara.
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Goat Simulator – PC

Platform: PC Developer: Coffee Stain Publisher: Coffee Stain Release Date: April 2014 Genre: Simulation Nerd Rating: 6.5 out of 10 First off, you may be thinking, “Why? Why does a goat simulation game exist?”  And you’re absolutely right to question it. There is no justifiable reason for this game to exist. In fact, it’s a waste of time… Continue reading Goat Simulator – PC

Alice: Madness Returns – Xbox 360

Platform: Xbox 360 Developer: Spicy Horse Publisher: Electronic Arts Release Date (NA): June 2011 Genre: Horror Nerd Rating: 7.5  out of 10 *Reader Beware! This here review contains some slight spoilers! Oh, Alice.  The madness just follows you everywhere, doesn’t it?  But that figures since sanity never lasts very long. This is unfortunate for you… Continue reading Alice: Madness Returns – Xbox 360

American McGee’s Alice – Xbox 360

Platform: Xbox 360 Developer: Rogue Entertainment Publisher: Electronic Arts Release Date: June 2011 Genre: Horror Nerd Rating: 8 out of 10 American McGee’s Alice was solely released for the PC back in 2000. I was able to obtain it for the Xbox 360 through a free download on a copy of Alice: Madness Returns. Get… Continue reading American McGee’s Alice – Xbox 360

102 Dalmatians: Puppies to the Rescue – PlayStation

Platform: PlayStation Developer: Crystal Dynamics Publisher: Eidos Interactive Release Date: November 8, 2000 Genre: Action/Adventure, 3D Platformer Nerd Rating: 7 out of 10 When it feels like the odds are stacked against you because newer games have left you felt defeated, perplexed, or unsure of your skills, it’s nice to take a step back and journey into some nostalgic games to remember… Continue reading 102 Dalmatians: Puppies to the Rescue – PlayStation

Ride To Hell: Retribution – PC

Art that's too good for this game.

Platform: PC Developer: Eutechnyx Publisher: Koch Media/Electronic Arts Release Date: June 24, 2013 (Steam) Genre: Action/Adventure Nerd Rating: 2 out of 10 First of all, Ride to Hell: Retribution is an odyssey. I’m absolutely in awe of how this game completely fails to entertain. This game is insulting, glitchy, annoying, and below mediocre. Ride to… Continue reading Ride To Hell: Retribution – PC

Rocksmith 2014 – Xbox 360

Gameplay: "Learn A Song"

Platform: Xbox 360 Developer: Ubisoft Publisher: Ubisoft Release Date: October 22, 2013 Genre: Music, Education, Simulation Nerd Rating: 9 out of 10 Somewhere along the line after the popularity of Guitar Hero died down, Ubisoft said, “Hey, why don’t we make a brand new guitar game, but use real guitars!,” and the world cracked open… Continue reading Rocksmith 2014 – Xbox 360