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Psychonauts – PS2
The rebirth of a writer often comes with so many struggles. The only medicine we sometimes have are games. Great games. Such as our game today. Strap right in, everyone, because my glorious comeback starts with a review of Psychonauts!
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ToeJam & Earl – Sega Genesis
ToeJam & Earl’s spaceship needs fixing, so they can get home to planet Funkotron. Explore and employ a variety of wacky power-ups to fix their ship and escape zany enemies, in this retro hit for Sega Genesis. This intergalactic bromance is best experienced with a friend to share the laughs.
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Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain – PlayStation
The villains of Nosgoth face the wrath of newly risen vampire, Kain. Deploying a host of weapons and brutal spells, not to mention his vampiric abilities, Kain scythes his way through monsters, sorcerers, and other minions of evil in this hack-and-slash beginning to a beloved franchise.
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Guns, Gore & Cannoli – Xbox One
Vinnie Cannoli battles gangsters, zombies, and more in the streets of Thugtown. It’s a fight from beginning to end against hordes of bloodthirsty enemies in beautifully hand-drawn scenery. Grab a friend for an exciting co-op experience of wiseguy proportions. Peppered with tongue-in-cheek humor and high on action, Guns, Gore and Cannoli will be a title to play over and over again.
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7 Days to Die – Xbox One
7 Days to Die is a unique horror survival experience that pits your character against zombies and the harsh natural environment. Crafting and exploration are critical to survival, in this open world of terror mixed with realistic perils. Are its faults worth your time? New Baconeer, Aaroneous, finds it a welcome challenge.
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Agenda – PC (Early Access First Impressions)
Have you ever wanted to control the world? Well, good news! Agenda puts you in control over a shady organization that is very much like the infamous illuminati. Are you up for the task? Nerd Bacon’s Justicescooby takes a look at the new early access title.
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I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream – PC
Based on the Harlan Ellison short story of the same name, the game I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream follows the last five living humans on Earth as the sadistic Allied Mastercomputer subjects them to cruel punishments and forces them into painful thought scenarios. As the player, you have to help these lost souls face their haunting pasts, confront their fatal flaws, and demonstrate to the god-machine that humanity’s spirit can never be truly extinguished.
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Final Fantasy Mystic Quest – SNES
Final Fantasy Mystic Quest wasn’t made for hardcore RPG fans. It’s purpose was to bring new fans into the fold and it does just that. The simple gameplay and basic story are balanced by a fast pace, great design and a rocking’ soundtrack!
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Introducing: Twitch Prime!
Do you have Amazon Prime and also love Twitch.tv? Good news! Thanks to Twitch Prime, you now have new Amazon Prime benefits on Twitch!
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Doom 3: BFG Edition – PC
Actually, now that I think about it, DOES Doom 3 count as an action game? I know it’s a first-person shooter, and the Doom 3: BFG Edition made some changes, but was it ever really meant to fill a gamer with the pump of adrenaline or just to try and spook them into turning up their monitor’s brightness? I look into this rehashed official third installment prequel (???) to see why this installment of id’s flagship series missed the boat on being truly successful.
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Doom II – PC
Doom II: Hell on Earth perfected the Doom formula to the fast-paced, heart-thumping standard we know today, introducing a new trademark weapon and many new and very deadly enemies. Add that to the countless mods that have been made for it, and there’s no other gaming classic around that gives you a better bang for your buck(shot).
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Final Fantasy Adventure – Game Boy
Final Fantasy Adventure has many fun aspects, especially in the gameplay. Unfortunately, it has a lot of boring aspects too. This game can be enjoyable, but only after playing a really difficult RPG.
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Barkley Shut Up And Jam: Gaiden – PC
Have you ever wanted to play a roleplaying game starring Charles Barkley as the last true baller left alive, set in a post-(cyber)apocalyptic Neo New York, on a desperate mission to find the Ultimate B-Ball used in the Space Jam and stop the evil B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S. organization from destroying the world with one last Chaos Dunk? …No? Well, find another review, chump! Cause this is Barkley Shut up And Jam: Gaiden! (Warning: This review is canon.)
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Hatoful Boyfriend – PS4
I was forced at gunpoint by a bird to write this review. He’s sitting outside my window right now. Someone needs to help me fight him, Someone give me a newspaper or something else to throw at him. Until you can send me one of those, why don’t you stop and read my review of Hatoful Boyfriend, a game ALL about BIRDS!
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Party Hard – PS4
And AbyssalOblivion finally makes his triumphant return. What more do you expect him to play than a game about MURDERING THE INNOCENT. Enjoy my review of this gory but charming indie game!
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