Mini Pro EX Controller – Xbox 360

As cool as the wireless revolution has been, there’s no way I’m going to waste my money on batteries when I can just use a wired controller instead. The Mini Pro EX is just one of the many controllers I’ve bought in my cheap-ness.

Sprung – Nintendo DS

Want some love in your life? How about a collection of useless items? And maybe even a choice or two that doesn’t matter in the game? Sounds like you’re ready to suffer through Sprung for the Nintendo DS.

Castle of the Skull Lord – Acorn Electron

Welcome to the early 1980s where Text Adventures were still in style to meet developer Samurai’s only entry for the Acorn Electron; Castle of the Skull Lord

Ping Pals – Nintendo DS

Have money to waste on incredibly pointless crappy games? Then try Ping Pals for the Nintendo DS! Now you can buy a chat program which no one else you know will have instead of using the free and much better Pictochat!

Maternity Doctor: Newborn Baby Care – Android

Maternity Doctor -Newborn Baby may look like a stupid game targeted for girls on the Android, but it isn’t. It’s a completely broken piece of shit that you’re never going to want to even try to play in your life.

3D Pocket Pool – Game Boy Color

All ye pool sharks gather ’round for a tale about the Game Boy Color game 3D Pocket Pool, a European stylish pool game that’s incredibly hard to beat.

DevilWorks – Android

By the developer of the addictive RPG MinuteQuest comes an equally addictive dark monster pet sim called DevilWorks, which although mostly time-based, is fun in its own right. All hail the Bear Bus!

Minutequest – Android

Although most mobile games tend to be simpler and more addictive than their console breatheren, Minutequest is a fantastic example of a role-playing game stripped down to its simplest, done well.

Puzzle Bobble Mini – Neo Geo Pocket Color

Surely anyone who has browsed the games section of any mobile app store has seen at least a dozen of those “puzzle bubble” games. This puzzle game genre has become increasingly popular over the last decade or so with the growing mobile and handheld gaming market. However, it had some pretty humble roots; the Puzzle Bobble (and of course Bubble Bobble) series. Or as it is referred to in the United States, Bust-a-Move.

Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall – PC

Nerd Bacon newcomer Doc Croc reviews The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall, a PC title released during the gaming’s renaissance in 1996, to explain why this game from the extremely popular Elder Scrolls series deserves more respect and should be tried at least once.