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South Park: The Fractured But Whole + Casa Bonita – PC
Where would we, as a society, be without the hilarious antics of Comedy Central’s biggest asset? Since 1997, South Park has brought us some of the best moments in comedy, and as of recent years, some of the best moments in gaming as well. So how does The Fractured But Whole contribute to the empire of construction paper heroes and their seemingly endless legacy? Take a gander at this fresh review to find out! This review also includes a BONUS REVIEW for the new DLC: Casa Bonita!
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South Park – PlayStation
The South Park franchise has a dark history when it comes to video game interpretations, but is the first game for the PlayStation as bad as we remember?
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South Park: Phone Destroyer – Android
Let’s take a gander at South Park: Phone Destroyer, the hilarious and entertaining new title for your smartphone!
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Five Nights at Freddy’s: Sister Location – PC
Welcome to Circus Baby’s Pizza World! aka, Pizza Hell! Join Sarus Vakarian as she shovels her way through the bowels of the freakish restaurant and reconcile her relationship with the extremely popular franchise!
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Tomb Raider 3 – PC
Join Lara Croft on an enlightening journey through India, Nevada, Great Britian, Antartica, and the South Pacific Islands as she feverishly tracks down pieces of an ancient meteorite known to have incredible supernatural powers. Lara needs to retrieve them before a beauty entrepreneur, a corrupted scientist, and a tribe of cannibals do. Is this adventure as exciting as it sounds? Read more to find out!
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My Little Pony: Pinkie Pie’s Party! – DS
Ever been curious about My Little Pony games? No? Well, too bad! Sarus Vakarian is here to drag you unwillingly out of your house and into the magical land of Ponyville. Join Sarus and Pinkie Pie on a colorful quest to find Pinkie Pie’s “accidentally” hidden birthday presents! Could this be the game that you’ve been dreaming of your whole life?! Probably not, but this review will be fun anyways!
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Midnight Cinderella – iOS
Horses and carriages? Political unrest? Adventure? ROMANCE?! What is this nonsensical nonsense? Why it’s Midnight Cinderella, of course, and Sarus Vakarian is here to simultaneously channel Mia Thermopolis AND give you a review worthy of royal stature.
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Half-Life – PC
Sarus Vakarian reviews one of the most influential shooter games of all time, Half-Life! Zip up your hazard suits and hold on to your crowbars as she serves up this crispy review for Nerd Bacon’s Retroary Month!
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Four Things That ‘Life is Strange’ Has Taught Me
Here we go, Baconeers! One more article on Life is Strange from one Sarus Vakarian. Life is Strange was one of the best games of 2015, and it has been close with Sarus ever since its release, for reasons that go beyond just the love of gaming. Read more here!
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Life Is Strange: Episode 5 – PC
The end is finally here, and it’s taken an emotional toll on Sarus Vakarian. Life is Strange has one of the best stories a game has ever had to offer with high-strung emotion, gorgeous atmosphere, and the curious concept of time travel. Click here to read why Life is Strange should be in your gaming library!
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The Vanishing of Ethan Carter – PC
Blood has been spilled unfairly in Red Creek Valley, and it’s up to detective Paul Prospero to uncover the malevolent secrets of an abandoned town, an unstable family, and the vanishing of a little boy named Ethan Carter. Sinisterly garnished with disturbing images, a haunting soundtrack, and terrifying ideas, where does The Vanishing of Ethan Carter rank in the realm of horror games? Read the full article to find out!
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Mass Effect 2 – Xbox 360
Nerd Bacon is tackling sequels, and it’s only right that Mass Effect 2 be discussed. Join me, Sarus Vakarian, as I drool over one of the best games in the ‘verse!
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Tomb Raider 2 – PC
Who doesn’t love Lara Croft? In fact, we fell so hard for Tomb Raider that its sequel was released a quick year later. But how does it compare to the original game that started it all? Read more to find out!
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Life Is Strange (Episode 4: The Dark Room) – PC
Max Caulfield has done the Timewarp again! Join me, Sarus, as I delve into Life Is Strange’s latest episode, and why Life Is Strange may just be on the most important games as of late.
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Five Nights at Freddy’s 4 – PC
Don’t feel like sleeping tonight? Perfect! Sarus Vakarian here with the skinny on the latest Five Nights at Freddy’s game. Instead of a security guard at a pizzeria, you now play as a small child, defenseless in his room from nightmarish animatronics. Is this installment as terrifying as its predecessors? Find out with me!
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